‘Quick, you must come with me,’ she said. ‘You’re in great danger!’
‘Why?’
'Because I will kill you if you don’t.’
Neil Gaiman’s response says “I was grateful for the comma”
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ok so, moist is my favorite discworld character. i love the guy, he’s just swell.
thing is, i’m not a native english speaker. even though i know and understand that ‘moist von lipwig’ is probably the weirdest name ever conceived, i just don’t fully get the full effect.
but today i checked to see what he’s called in the spanish version, and lemme tell you, seeing ‘húmedo von mustachen’ has taken like 15 years of my life and now i want to die.
…he was so far out of his depth that the fish had lights on their noses.
Fear is strange soil. Mainly it grows obedience like corn, which grows in rows and makes weeding easy. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.
Who was Adam Young’s infernal mother???? Like was there some demoness who got a really important job or did Satan go to some random human woman like “hey wanna be the evil Mother Mary?”?? Or did he create Adam by like….budding or something?
yeah i’ve been thinking about it a lot too
What’s your fucking problem??
If you don’t like his music, you don’t have to listen.
oh. oh my god. I’m so sorry
I 100% can’t tell if you’re joking or not but we’re not talking about Adam Young the American singer and songwriter behind Owl City
We’re talking about Adam Young the fictional antichrist from the 1990 British absurdist comedy novel Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, “What happens if I do this?”
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