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halloweencrafts: “ DIY Red Velvet Hot Chocolate & Almond Witch Fingers This is NOT heated chocolate milk with red food coloring added. To make the hot chocolate taste more like Red Velvet Cake, this recipe adds cream cheese to the mix. For more DIY...
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DIY Red Velvet Hot Chocolate & Almond Witch Fingers

This is NOT heated chocolate milk with red food coloring added. To make the hot chocolate taste more like Red Velvet Cake, this recipe adds cream cheese to the mix.

For more DIY Halloween Food like edible eyeballs, vampire milkshakes, snakes on a stick, grilled turtles, spiderweb cakes and devil cupcakes go here: halloweencrafts.tumblr.com/tagged/food

Find the Recipes for Red Velvet Hot Chocolate and Almond Witch Fingers from Sugar Hero here.

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Source: sugarhero.com
Halloween Recipe Food
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one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”

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y’see because spain and portugal are so close, labels in stuff like food, shampoo, etc often come in portuguese as well as spanish

this brand of chips, Lay’s, displays the flavor in spanish and portuguese, resulting in ham-flavored chips looking like this:

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with “jamón” being spanish and “presunto” being portuguese

however, “presunto” is also a spanish adjective, meaning “presumed” (or suspected)

so you have this in-joke going where spanish chips taste like ham, presumably

Source: ainaraoftime
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tea-fish2: “ Lembas Bread Recipe Elvish Bread. One small bite is enough to fill a grown man! Minutes to Prepare: 15 Minutes to Cook: 15 Number of Servings: 10 Ingredients • 2 ½ cups of flour • 1 tablespoon of baking powder • ¼ teaspoon of...
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Lembas Bread Recipe 

Elvish Bread. One small bite is enough to fill a grown man!
Minutes to Prepare: 15 Minutes to Cook: 15 Number of Servings: 10

Ingredients

• 2 ½ cups of flour
• 1 tablespoon of baking powder
• ¼ teaspoon of salt
• 8 tablespoons of cold butter (1 stick)
• 1/3 cup of brown sugar
• 1 teaspoon of cinnamon
• ½ teaspoon maple syrup/honey
• 2/3 cup of milk/heavy cream (or more, if necessary)
• ½ teaspoon of vanilla Directions
1) Preheat oven to 220 degrees Celcius (425 degrees Fahrenheit).
2) Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl.
3) Add the butter and mix with a fork or a pastry cutter until the mixture resembles fine granules.
4) Add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly into the mixture.
5) Add the milk/cream and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.
6) Roll the dough out about ½ in thickness.
7) Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.
8) Criss-cross (DO NOT cut all the way) each square from corner-to-corner with a knife.
9) Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.

(the recipe makes about 10-12 pieces of lembas) 

nutrition information is using honey, milk, and 10 pieces of lembas

Number of Servings: 10
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