The Rock always keeps it real
Summoning the ogrelord
When you have to explain to a person in their mid 60s why it’s gross/disrespectful of them to handle food you’re sharing without having washed their hands, only to have said person get offended and throw a tantrum because they “washed their hands just that morning when they were getting dressed.”
i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it
i drew pigeon some papaya to eat

I drew pigeon a friend

he brings kiwi


crow brings a single cherry to the party because it was so last minute and this is all he had in his nest

robin was going to bring a slice of bread that she found in the park but she ate it on the way there

can greg come too?
If anybody’s down for making Laura Moon’s chili (note to self: would not be a bad American Gods premiere party idea…)