Whats the point then
why am i being threatened
when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie
thats amore
when u swim in a creek and an eel bites ur cheek
thats a moray
Do you ever think about how supermarkets have no clear indicator of time passing visually? Like if u go into a supermarket in the morning or midnight it would look the same, same harsh white lighting. Time isn’t real. Nothing is real. Avocados are half off
From @whiskersnpurrs: “I tested a theory today and here’s my conclusion: birthday joy increases exponentionally when you add in 7 kittens 😍 #kittensmakeeverythingbetter . FYI - I feed them. I promise. They put on a good show for you guys but it’s all an act. Honest #dramaqueens” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2qsB5qH ]
The Great Scone Divide: how do residents of the UK and Ireland pronounce the word “scone”?
Someone had to eat the first oyster, you know. Someone looked at half a shell full of snot and was brave.
Nation, Terry Pratchett (via smiththeteacher)
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