The Skellingcorner (Posts tagged Zodiac)

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Skyrim zodiac 100% accurate

  • Aries: the bitchass dragon that refuses to land and fight fair
  • Taurus: a mudcrab pretending to be a rock
  • Gemini: that quest where you get drunk with Sanguine and wake up in Markarth
  • Cancer: that bowl you accidentally picked up when you meant to grab the alchemy ingredient
  • Leo: that dog in Riverwood that's named Stump
  • Virgo: Brynjolf's accent
  • Libra: the sound that nirnroot makes
  • Scorpio: that one little girl in Whiterun who wants to fight everyone
  • Sagittarius: the wabbajack
  • Capricorn: that inexplicable need to try and jump up mountains instead of using the designated path
  • Aquarius: the bards that don't sing but instead randomly whip out a drum
  • Pisces: that scatterbrained court wizard in Riften
Source: littlebirdofprey
Skyrim Zodiac