the problem when reading a discworld book is you have literally no idea whether the deep, existential passage you are reading is leading up to something profound or to a pun
“Pretty please with sprinkles on top” is not a recognized method of interrogation!
Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment (via unreliablefairyservant)
All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.
Terry Pratchett (via quoteallthethings)
…the Emperor wasn’t simply at Death’s door but well inside the hallway, admiring the carpet and commenting on the hatstand.
Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
(via discworldquotes)
(via discworldquotes)
There was a definite feel about Adora Belle Dearheart that a lid was only barely holding down an entire womanful of anger.
Terry Pratchett (Going Postal, 2004)
The class was learning about some revolt in which some peasants had wanted to stop being peasants and, since the nobles had won, had stopped being peasants really quickly
Soul Music (Terry Pratchett)
They stole from rich merchants and temples and kings. They didn’t steal from poor people; this was not because there was anything virtuous about poor people, it was simply because poor people had no money.
Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
(via discworldquotes)
(via discworldquotes)
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