Heinrich Heine’s Poem “The German Censors”
“The German Censors ————————–
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———————-idiots——————
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When you go darksouls with your mates
[Thepruld]
everything you need to know about the plot of dark souls
This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are.
OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING
I know just the man for the job.
This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.
yo
More and more people are just starting to say fuck a poker face
i wish i could get paid to do this
it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”
even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?”
“Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.”
“Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?”
“I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”
London ist zugegeben ziemlich smooth mit “Mind The Gap”, aber wir können das Rennen immer noch gewinnen.
Ich schlage also vor wir hängen an jeder U-Bahn-Haltestelle Schilder auf mit:
“Bedenke Den Abgrund.”
Es ist profund, dichterisch, denkerisch, leicht verstörend und wir können von Emo-Teens die sich mit den Schildern fotografieren lassen 3,50 pro Bild verlangen, 10/10 would recommend. Deutsch ist eine schöne Sprache.
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