“Hell of a lot of monitors in this place.”
Video Game Challenge: Seven Male Characters [4/7]
→ Borderlands: Handsome Jack
the signs as shit rhys says
- Aries: "No it's not Eric, it's your DOOM. STOP SQUIRMING!"
- Taurus: "Ha ha ha...great. A firing squad. I just hit murder bingo!"
- Gemini: "See ya, kiddo!"
- Cancer: "So. Much. Pain. Why am i still conscious... I don't understand"
- Leo: "I don't know what I should be more afraid of. The oversised piece of crap that belches fire... or the rocket launcher she's holding."
- Virgo: "Vaughn, did you get stung by bees? Cause you're looking swollll"
- Libra: "I will name my first born, Loader Bot"
- Scorpio: "FACE! FACE! HIS FACE HAS NO FACE!"
- Sagittarius: "You want my name? My name's Ten Million Dollars for all you should care"
- Capricorn: "A good pair of socks is an often overlooked detail of a gentleman's wardrobe"
- Aquarius: "Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro-"
- Pisces: "Wow... I cried... so much"
Hi my name is Rhys and I have half long brown hair that i have slicked back and one brown eye and one icy blue eye like a limpid tear (it’s an ECHO eye!!!) and a lot of people tell me I look like Handsome Jack (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Jack but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a Hyperion but my mind is straight and clean haha. I have pale white skin. I’m also completely straight (the posters of jack doenst mean anything!!!), and I live and work in a big space base called Helios in orbiit around Pandora. I’m a very handsome man(in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly blue, black and grey. I love the Hyperion Clothing Store and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black Hyperion vest with a blue shirt which has a hole for my totally cool robot arm (its yellow), red tie, grey pants and bullymong leather boots. I was walking around on Pandora. the sun was very hot and shone on me and i had just lost ten million dollars in a deal with a fake vault key. A lot of Pandorians stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
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