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[The Skellingcorner]

[skyrimaddiciton]

Skyrim Thistle Comic by DoubleZeroFX

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TES Dragons Source

[parthurnaax]

A masterpost of information surrounding the tes dragons and topics related to them.

General Information

• Dragons (x)
• Dragon Shouts
• Thu’um
  
• Dragonrend
• Call Dragon
  
• Bend Will
  
• Summon Durnehviir
• Atmora
• Akavir (x)
  
• The Dragon Cult
  
• Dragon Priests
• Dragon Priest Masks
  
• Dragon Alphabet
  
• Dragon Language
• Dragon Riding
  
• Dragon Lairs
• Nordic Ruins
  
• Word Walls
  

Named Dragons

• Alduin (x)
• Akatosh
  
• Paarthurnax (x)
• Odahviing (x)
  
• Durnehviir
• Vulthuryol
  
• Mirmulnir
• Sahloknir
  
• Viinturuth
• Vuljotnaak
  
• Nahagliiv
• Relonikiv
  
• Naaslaarum
  
• Voslaarum
  
• Sahrotaar
  
• Krosulhah 
• Kruziikrel
  
• Numinex 
  
• Boziikkodstrun
  
• Dragonne Papre
• Nafaalilargus
  
• Tosh Raka
• Grahkrindrog
• Krahjotdaan
• Ahbiilok
• Skakmat
  

Events

• The Dragon War
  
• The Time Wound/Dragon Break
  
• Events during Redguard
• Events during Oblivion
  
• Dragon Crisis

Books

• There Be Dragons
• The Dragon War 
• Atlas of Dragons
• Olaf and the Dragon
  
• Alduin is Real
  
• The Alduin/Akatosh Dichotomy
  
• Mysterious Akavir
• Pocket Guide to the Empire, 3rd Edition/Other Lands
  
• Dragon Language: Myth no More
• Daedra Dossier: The Titans
• Shalidor’s Insights 
  
• Starlover’s Log
  
• Skorm Snow-Strider’s Journal
  
• Twin Secrets
  
• Songs of Skyrim: Revised
  
• High Hrothgar’s Etched Tablets
  
• Famed Artifacts of Tamriel 
• Trials of St. Alessia
  
• A Minor Maze
• Paarthurnax’s Dialogue
• Odahviing’s Dialogue
  
• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Script
  

[The Skellingcorner]

[emmersdrawberry]

If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;

I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important. 

‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.

He is gone. 

Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy. 

I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d  h i m.

[skellingcrow]

I’m just gonna go ahead and say it:  this was the Wabbajack’s original purpose. It’s too perfect for Sheogorath not to have planned this.

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[dongstomper]

“games aren’t art, huh???” *picture of skyrim*

[nttht]

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[villainquoteoftheday]

“You are the best Septim that’s ever ruled. Well, except for that Martin fellow, but he turned into a dragon god and that’s hardly sporting.”

-Sheogorath, “The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim”

[The Skellingcorner]

[emperordarkside]

Sometimes the most interesting people are the ones who make the least sense.

[The Skellingcorner]

[jerichowasahoax]

when i find myself in times of trouble

sheogorath comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

[The Skellingcorner]

Oh, I’m carrying too much to move, am I ? So you’re saying I can’t drag these seven dragon skeletons home with me ?  Challenge accepted !
Don’t believe me just waaatch *slow-walks away as the seasons change around me *

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[skellingcrow]

Skyrim - The Dark Brotherhood - To Kill An Empire

Because what else would a star chef such as The Gourmet be wearing to protect him/herself from oil splashes ?

[simon-newman]

I always imagined the Dragonborn wearing pink, frilly apron over the armor…

[skellingcrow]

Well, you’re not wrong. My apologies for the oversight, the situation has been remedied.