The Skellingcorner (Posts tagged Skyrim)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
nishakadam

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bubonickitten

another pressing skyrim question that doesn’t really matter in the ultimate scheme of things:

when you read a spell tome to learn a spell, it’s destroyed in the process. ok. i get that.

but how? does it self-immolate? does all the writing magically disappear? does the entire book fade into hermaeus mora’s realm, never to be seen again???

inquiring minds want to know

bubonickitten

i like how so far three different people have said “you eat it”. i’m pleased that this is apparently a collective explanation we have come up with in the absence of actual lore.

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emmersdrawberry

If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;

I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important. 

‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.

He is gone. 

Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy. 

I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d  h i m.

skellingcrow

I’m just gonna go ahead and say it:  this was the Wabbajack’s original purpose. It’s too perfect for Sheogorath not to have planned this.

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