me too buddy
“games aren’t art, huh???” *picture of skyrim*
Skyrim zodiac 100% accurate
- Aries: the bitchass dragon that refuses to land and fight fair
- Taurus: a mudcrab pretending to be a rock
- Gemini: that quest where you get drunk with Sanguine and wake up in Markarth
- Cancer: that bowl you accidentally picked up when you meant to grab the alchemy ingredient
- Leo: that dog in Riverwood that's named Stump
- Virgo: Brynjolf's accent
- Libra: the sound that nirnroot makes
- Scorpio: that one little girl in Whiterun who wants to fight everyone
- Sagittarius: the wabbajack
- Capricorn: that inexplicable need to try and jump up mountains instead of using the designated path
- Aquarius: the bards that don't sing but instead randomly whip out a drum
- Pisces: that scatterbrained court wizard in Riften
“You are the best Septim that’s ever ruled. Well, except for that Martin fellow, but he turned into a dragon god and that’s hardly sporting.”
-Sheogorath, “The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim”
Sometimes the most interesting people are the ones who make the least sense.
So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim
I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest.
FOREVER REBLOG
Oh, I’m carrying too much to move, am I ? So you’re saying I can’t drag these seven dragon skeletons home with me ? Challenge accepted !
Don’t believe me just waaatch *slow-walks away as the seasons change around me *
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