Deadpool!!!!
I hate you, Deadpool. I know you mean love. [insp]
Tfw a friend messages you that Deadpool reminded them of you :

ah yes….his Best Friend….because they are both…so very….heterosexual
so very

heterosexual

such a mighty bromance

friendship is beautiful :)

Look at that bromance. That mance of the bros. Just guy being dudes amirite? No homo here huh! Huh! Look at those superbros
live-in man pal?
“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”
Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”
PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.
I’LL GET YOU 12% OF A FOOTSTOOL.
If this isn’t what the recruitment scene for Infinity War looks like, I’m gonna be disappointed
Deadpool advertising feminine hygiene products.
Warning Immature content… it’s been a long day…