Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco.
And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye
- Aragorn: I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn.
- Aragorn: This is Gimli, son of Gloin
- Aragorn: And this is Legolas...
- Legolas: he's fucking forgotten my dad's name
- Aragorn: ...of the woodland realm
- Legolas: oh my god
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