( Contains ‘Kingdom of Heaven' Spoilers)
Legolas finds out he is Qui-Gon Jinn’s son and is all like “nah, don’t much care for your company”, but then Legolas sets Tony Blair on fire, and decides that “yeah, might as well tag along”. So he accompanies Qui-Gon Jinn and Professor Lupin on a trip to Jerusalem. On their way, they’re attacked by Jamie Lannister whom they kill. Qui-Gon Jinn is injured and dies. Legolas becomes friends with Dr. Julian Bashir, Poseidon and Brom (who teaches him absolutely nothing about magic or the ways of the Dragon Riders, I mean seriously ? Don’t you think that might have come in handy at some point in the plot !?) . Legolas meets Celeborn who’s married to Serafina Pekkala. No one really likes Celeborn except for Mad-Eye-Moody (who just had an outrageous orange Dip-Dye done). Legolas hooks up with Serafina Pekkala and becomes pals with her brother The Illusionist Eisenheim who happens to be king of Jerusalem. The Illusionist dies.
Legolas fights off the Saracens and ultimately surrenders Jerusalem. He returns to France with Serafina Pekkala where he gives some sass to Ser Jorah Mormont who’s on his way to take back Jerusalem.
The End.
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