The Skellingcorner (Posts tagged Harry Potter)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sweetlittlevampire
mxlfoydraco

a concept: Harry Potter with his mother’s hair and father’s eyes instead of vice versa.
Harry with fiery dark red hair and soft hazel eyes please and thank you

sadfishkid

i imagine this is how harry and draco’s first meeting would have gone then haha

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musicalluna

can you imagine how much more confused arthur would have been in that scene where he first meets harry 😂

mimosaeyes

his eyes would probably sweep right over harry at the breakfast table, and then he would freeze and have to do a mental tally of his children

shoggoth88

I can see Fred and George really going with it too…

“Come on Dad, don’t you remember Harry?”
“Next you’ll tell us you don’t remember Craig”
“Or Ethel”
“Or Annie“
“Or Ryan”

Source: mxlfoydraco
Harry Potter
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herhmione

listen… harry potter is the most savage person in the entire series like this kid decimates people with one comeback can you imagine james potter would have been so proud like

  • “they stuff people’s heads down the toilet the first day at stonewall. want to come upstairs and practice?” "no, thanks. the poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it – it might be sick.” fucking eleven year old harry!! already a lil mini savage!!!!!
  • “listening to the news! again?“ "well, it changes every day, you see” my boy!!! mouthing off to the dursleys!! who gives a fuck?? not harry potter
  • “’congratulations, harry! i wonder if you could give me a quick word? how you felt facing that dragon? how do you feel now about the fairness of the scoring?’ ‘yeah, you can have a word,’ said harry savagely. ‘goodbye!’” holy fuck!! when harry potter literally does not give a shit anymore and jk rowling knows it and literally!!! canonically!!! makes him a savage harry is literally savage it says it right there in the goblet of fire
  • “it’s time you learned some respect!” “it’s time you earned it.” mouthing off to the minister of magic damn harry authority who????? what??? respecting your elders??? harry doesn’t give a shit!!!!
  • “sure you can manage that broom, potter? got plenty of special features, hasn’t it? shame it doesn’t come with a parachute - in case you get too near a dementor.“  “pity you can’t attach an extra arm to yours, malfoy, then it could catch the snitch for you.” oh shit!!!! legit how many times do u think malfoy literally cried to his dad because harry burned him!!!! where’s the aloe vera!!!!
  • “yes, sir.“ "there’s no need to call me ‘sir’ professor.” oh fucking shit!!!! did you think i was gonna forget this!!! the holy grail of harry being savage as fuck oh my god!!!! james potter is fucking cheering in heaven!!!! he made a cake to commemorate this moment!!!! three years later lily’s chillin and james comes up and he’s like “holy fuck lil remember that one time harry was like ‘no need to call me sir professor’ and snape like flipped shit!!! that was fucking awesome” and lily is like “shut the fuck up we get it your son is a savage”

Source: herhmione
Harry Potter
sweetlittlevampire
theinturnetexplorer

JK Rowling’s new series from Voldemort’s point of view.

itsleightaylor

I would read these

shiftergoddess

…I just had a thought. What if Voldemort could hear all the stupid shit students said to Quirrell? ‘Jesus fucking christ, no, Quirrell, as your Dark Lord, I demand you take five points from Hufflepuff for deliberately misunderstanding your instructions! Who need a handful of lizard spleen for /anything/?’

Source: theinturnetexplorer
Harry Potter Voldemort