ROMANCE IN DRAGON AGE
high drama and tragedy, passion and fury and joy, people getting pinned to walls, smoldering stares across the room, romantic dances before the entire court, silk ties, poetry, someone dies probably
ROMANCE IN THE ELDER SCROLLS
“hey sweet necklace, want to move in”
In the distant future, in the year 2864, several colonisation ships head to Pandora, a planet on the edge of the galaxy. The colonists are drawn there in search of a better life as well as vast mineral resources said to be on the planet, free for the taking, akin to a futuristic gold rush.[…] Some of the settlers seek to get rich quick by discovering alien technology. Most others are just trying to survive.
Borderlands Series 2009 - 2015, and onwards
If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;
I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important.
‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.
He is gone.
Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy.
I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d h i m.
I’m just gonna go ahead and say it: this was the Wabbajack’s original purpose. It’s too perfect for Sheogorath not to have planned this.
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