The Skellingcorner (Posts tagged Frozen)

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“OMG, Hans is the most violent Disney villain! He was about to go Game of Thrones on Elsa!”

Ahem…. let me bring your attention to Judge Claude Frollo

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And this is AFTER he:

  • killed Quasimodo’s mother by violently kicking her down the stairs after she ran away to protect her child
  • mercilessly hunted down and executed every Romani he could find.
  • burned down all of Paris to look for one woman because he had a creepy, predatory obsession with her
  • ordered a family to be burned alive inside their home
  • tried to burn Esmeralda at the stake (because she would not sleep with him)

Other things Hans did:

  • left Anna for dead (not cool bro)
  • gave out blankets and warm food to cold citizens

Both are great movies, but let’s be real here.

Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame Frozen