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The Skellingcorner

Welcome to the Skellingcorner, tumblr home of a 27 yo weirdo from Luxembourg.
Blog may contain : Films, Series, Books, Games, and the usual weird stuff. Feel free to come and say hi !

Buying a bag of extra crunchy crisps to watch A Quiet Place at the cinema… bold move, madam.

food A Quiet Place films

Hollywood guide to the Middle Ages :
- peasants : a dirt bath is probably part of their daily routine
- young noblewomen : just a few coats of foundation, eyeliner and lip gloss (add an aesthetic streak of dirt and strategic tear in clothes if she is a damsel in distress)

Middle Ages Films

Saw Suicide Squad and liked it. Yep, it had its flaws, but still fun to watch… could have been a bit longer, and things could have been shuffled around a bit, but on the whole I really enjoyed it (no thanks to the people doing live commentary and singing along to the music).

Suicide Squad DC films

nishakadam

White actors cast as ancient Egyptian kings: "I know they weren't white but it doesn't have to be historically accurate to be a good movie. They should just hire the best person for the job!"
Black actor suggested to play fictional white character: "James Bond has always been white! I don't care how good of an actor he is, you can't just change history!!!"

Source: brodhi-rook

this films this really needs to stop now

softselfsignificance

brusewillis

Do you have a shorter name?

boazpriestly

#when action movie heroes look at the badass leading ladies with heart eyes #this is my aesthetic

knitmeapony

This was the beginning for me

This was the first time I realized I had an aesthetic, before I knew what the word meant.

Beautiful, brightly-colored futures no matter how dystopian the government. Art and culture and music and fashion and joy as a sub plot, with aliens that are eight flavors of weird but recognizably human, with the same kind of love and dedication and all new kinds of beauty to discover.

Technology that is both breathtakingly futuristic and endlessly recognizable, that fails in a recognizable way. Bureaucracy without Kafka.

Angry action heroes who claim to have no fucks and no skills, secretly filled with care and kindness and ambition and cleverness and talent, who break out of their stock-still inertia to help a beautiful stranger save the world.

A gorgeous woman, surprisingly less sexualized than you’d think for all the nudity, smarter and kinder and faster and gentler and better than everyone else in the movie.

The pinnacle of masculinity being a fast-talking black man who covers himself in elaborate hairstyles and beautiful flowers and extreme outfits, clearly cultured and an unquestionable good-guy despite all the queer coding, someone who loves his job and dedicates himself to it entirely, who has friends and who doesn’t put on a fake persona on the air.

The funny bits are funny, not gallows humor but delightful giggly silly funny and quotable, endlessly, in contexts that are not at all grim. And the dramatic bits are glorious. And the good guys win.

This is why I loved Jupiter Ascending. This is why I adore Pacific Rim. This is why I stan for comic books that’ve forgotten about Watchmen. This is the definition of formatlive, y’all. If you don’t understand this movie, you don’t understand me.