Your nocturnal perseverence has earned you a hidden gaming tip: GO TO BED!
The Mentor, Dungeon Keeper 2 (via ravenwitch)
Your nocturnal perseverence has earned you a hidden gaming tip: GO TO BED!
“Your dungeon floor is lumpy. Order your minions to jump up and down.”
“Your dungeon is full of yogurt.”
“Your dungeon is damp, install central heating.”
“A lost soul has entered your dungeon. Oh, no he’s wondered out again”.
“Your creatures like your style”.
“Micro piglets stalk your dungeon, beware”.
This fucker really was my childhood