If you don’t have a pole dancing Deadpool in your blog that’s fine
but deep down we all know we need one
ah yes….his Best Friend….because they are both…so very….heterosexual
Tfw a friend messages you that Deadpool reminded them of you :
so very
heterosexual
such a mighty bromance
friendship is beautiful :)
Look at that bromance. That mance of the bros. Just guy being dudes amirite? No homo here huh! Huh! Look at those superbros
live-in man pal?
Deadpool advertising feminine hygiene products.
Warning Immature content… it’s been a long day…
A Friendly Reminder
- Deadpool is insecure
- Deadpool has chronic pain
- Deadpool is submissive in bed
- Deadpool is pansexual
- Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
- Deadpool is a blonde
- Deadpool’s initials are WWW
- Deadpool had an abusive father
- Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
- Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
- Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
- Deadpool had a daughter
- Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
- Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
- Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
- Deadpool is good with kids
- Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
- Deadpool hates himself
- Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
- Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
- Deadpool reads his own comics
Conclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.
Let’s not forget:
- Deadpool knows sign language
- Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can
- Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before
- Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm
- Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable
- Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times
- Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving
- Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect
- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce”
- Deadpool bought diapers for Hope
- Deadpool has a dog
- Deadpool didn’t become like his dad
- Deadpool is a good person
- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds
- Deadpool is broke 75% of the time
- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man
- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros”
- Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.
please may i have comics references to all of these please please please
what?
Skull poop L?
what is this really supposed to mean tho
Dea poo L
Deaadpool advertising is really weird.
Isn’t there one that makes it look like some chick flick too?
Yes
fuckin love all of this nonsense
don’t forget this gem
so apparently ryan reynolds told fox they didnt have the balls to put up the emoji one
also there is the dick joke one
and the one they made in response to people misinterpreting the emoji one
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The dick joke one is my lockscreen 😂
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