can we take a moment to discuss Bernd das Brot. while in Germany I came across this statue. wondering what it was, I looked up the name and found out that Bernd das Brot is literally a DESPRESSED ANGRY LOAF OF BREAD THAT HOSTS A CHILDRENS SHOW!??!!? WHAT EVEN IS GERMANY OH MY GOSHASDGAJHSDGJAS
imagine seeing this massive pretzel fucker at night lurking in the shadows with those goddamn gargantuan pumpernickel fallopian tubes for hands
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
when you realize that things that are perfectly normal for you make people who arent from your country question their life
i’m still afraid of this guy
I’ve known him since childhood (I was 4 years old when I started watching that show) and the older I get, the more I feel like I have some things in common with Bernd xD
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