Owloki, Black Widowl, Owlk, Iron Owl, Captain Owlmerica, Deadpowl, Owl of thunder
Yeah, no Hawkeye…I don’t like him so I replaced him with Deadpool, I think he’d be a much better Avenger.
Marvel Shuffle | “Stop saying you’re an Avenger, Wilson. And stop talking about pancakes.” (inspired by Hawkeye vs Deadpool 2014 and Wade insisting that he and Clint hang out)
@copperbadge, I feel like there’s a story about Steve promoting safe sex in this…
Oh but see now I’m picturing a whole series of cheesy Avengers safe sex PSAs.
Tony: I may be a playboy, but I know when to wear armor.
Natasha: There’s a time and place for stealth. The bedroom isn’t it. (Alternately: “Safety is easy. If he won’t wear a condom, kill him.”)
Clint: Protection is important, on and off the range.
Thor: It’s what a god would do.
Bruce: Do it for science. Wear it for safety.
Sam: Your best wingman is the one in your pocket.
THESE. Great.
(Alternate:)
For the record, I did NOT lock Tom in a porta-potty.
Sounds like something someone who locked Tom Hiddleston in a portapotty would say.
JUST.FUCKING.WATCH.IT
THIS.IS.FUCKING.AMAZING.
THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN, NOT LIKE THE OTHERS, THIS IS THE BEST! THE BEST. THE BEST. THE FUCKING BEST.
THE FUCKING AFTER CREDITS SCENE
This video, I like it!
BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN JESUS CHRIST
NO I CANT BREATHE PLEASE
I don’t care what you’re doing, just STOP SCROLLING AND WATCH THIS
Oh my god, why doesn’t this have more notes?
I AM SO THANKFUL FOR THE NEW VIEWER
Lord of the Gems
A Lord of the Rings/Avengers crossover.
When the dark lord Thanos begins a quest to get all six infinity stones, it is left to a fellowship of exceptional beings to stop him.
Ways the Time Spent Developing the Bruce/Natasha romance could have been better spent…….
1. Explaining why Tony rebuilt his suits.
2. Explaining why the Avengers are now working together.
3. Explaining why Steve isn’t still looking for Bucky.
4. Giving Falcon more than a minute of screen time.
5. Developing the father-daughter thing they had going with Fury and Nat.
6. Showing Steve and Tony actually building up a friendship so Civil War will at least have a smidgen of emotional impact.
7. Spending more than a minute on why Tony and Bruce thought Ultron was a good idea (and why they have apparently never seen a sci-fi movie)
8. Having Tony get to talk to the Vision about Jarvis.
9. Vision/Scarlet Witch
10. A Natasha backstory going into her being forced to kill as a child/losing her identity, anything but “I can’t have babies so I’m a monster!”
11. Explaining the media reaction to all this. (We hear they want Bruce arrested, but how do the people feel about the Avengers working without Shield? How is the world responding without Shield?
12. Natasha picking up Mjolnir (don’t tease it and not carry through, Joss).
13. Basically, any scene showing any continuity with Phase 2.
14. Who am I kidding? Basically any other scene. A training sequence. 20 minutes of Falcon baking cookies. An explanation of how Hulk’s pants work. An hour of all of them playing with Clint’s kids. Anything would have been better.
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