[krudman]

I love this

[bigbigtruck]

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

[bitches-im-balin]

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

[dextronoms]

"hey let me buy you a drin-"

"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

[fuchsiamae]

"hey gorgeous-"

"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"