To Ripper Street

If Jack the Ripper’s on the loose

Or the wrong man faces the noose

We know we can rely upon

The men of H-Division

Don’t want stars eating private parts

While wearing hats and leotards

Taking a swim in Koala Sh*t

We just don’t know what to make of it

All we ever want to see :

More of your quality TV

You have the viewers that you need

To keep our dear Inspector Reid

And the boys of H-Division

Employed for one more season

You can’t just go and axe them

The morgue’s the place for Jackson

I know Drake will put up a fight

We want more of D.C. Flight

Will he sink or will he swim ?

Will Shine get what’s coming to him ?

Are fans not a good reason

To produce another season

Is it all about amount ?

Does quality no longer count ?

I know my rhymes are a dismay

I really just came here to say

“Please, please, please dear BBC

Don’t take my Ripper Street from me.”