[pansexualjamestkirk]

Can you imagine Pirate King Elizabeth killing people on the high seas and her final words to them are ‘Say hello to my husband’

[captainlordauditor]

#the pirate queen kills you and you meet davy jones and he’s eagerly like ‘did elizabeth have a message for me?!’ #you flash back to your bewildered last moment #’…she said jack is teaching your son to shoot’ #‘oh god no’ says davy jones

[honeyhardcandy]

reblogging again because i just realized what’s EXTRA funny about this is that if Elizabeth is sailing the high seas as pirate king, she can see William every damn day? she can see him for breakfast lunch and dinner? so this is essentially a happily married couple doting on each other all the time and STILL sending each other letters in the mail