bagginshield

we make fun of thorin getting lost in the shire but you know the nazgul also had to keep asking for directions to find bag end so maybe hobbits’ city planning is just wack

that-catholic-shinobi

The Hobbits have spent generations making their roads complex af to keep Gandalf out

under-the-arch

Theory accepted 

ioannemos

#which is why they’re always so sulky whenever he shows up………….#oh………….you found ur way back………………how nice…………….. (via @thisbrilliantsky)

enjolrasapproves

Which is also why Gandalf is always late

ivanaskye

but of course this is the absolute Least successful way to keep GANDALF of all people out, because-

  1. it’s a challenge
  2. that WON’T potentially kill him

which is really in short supply lately.

so while the hobbits think they are being hostile. what they are actually saying in Gandalf-speak is “please come back. we love you.”

heyhosers

Gandalf needs environmental enrichment

Source: bagginshield