[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

You can buy a mask in our Bordbistro in coach 25. And finally, a note for all conspiracy theorists on board, please remember that the federal government secretly collects saliva samples to produce clones of you which will replace you. So please wear your mouth and nose mask at all times to prevent the government from getting your DNA. Thank you on behalf of all fellow passengers.

[enraged-fangirl-and-co]

@chaotic-carnifex Germany said “fuck y'all’s bullshit” and I’m living for it

[chaotic-carnifex]

I’m fucking crying

[vintagebutterfly]

Help! I can’t stop giggling at this.