Hey did you know that Sleeping Beauty’s mother is an ogeress in Grimm’s version.
Which means that Sleeping Beauty is a half orc.
SO FOR ALL YOU DND PEOPLE MAKING THE DISNEY PRINCESSES INTO DND CHARACTERS. Sleeping Beauty is canonically a half orc, if you choose Grimms version as your cannon.
I made an error. It’s actually the prince who’s a half orc. I forgot the queen in the original fairytale changes. But anyways. Phillip is a half orc which means that his and sleeping Beauty’s child is a half orc WHICH MEANS DISNEY DECENDENTS NEEDS A REMAKE TO ADHERE TO THIS CANONICAL READING
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