demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?

roomba: [is a roomba]

demon:

roomba:

demon:

roomba:

demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit

Demon: *gives Roomba sentience* : now, what do you want?

Roomba: what are you doing? Get off my floor. I just vaccumed there.