demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?
roomba: [is a roomba]
demon:
roomba:
demon:
roomba:
demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit
Demon: *gives Roomba sentience* : now, what do you want?
Roomba: what are you doing? Get off my floor. I just vaccumed there.
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