wait i missed the story about matt locking himself in a public restroom?????? buddy omg

So while Marisha was tweeting about being at urgent care to have her ribs checked in March of last year (following her disastrous sneeze during episode 8 of the second campaign, The Gates of Zadash), Matt tweeted this:

Sam, ever supportive friend that he is, was sympathetic:

Eventually we received an update on Matt’s situation:

But Mary Elizabeth won with her response when all was said and done: