a “horror” movie about a demon baby, but the parents are chill with it and treat them normally.
“There’s a circle of fire on the front lawn” “Looks like it’s somebody’s naptime”
“Hon, the baby’s on the ceiling again.” “Hold on, i’ll get the broom”
“The baby’s speaking in strange tongues” “Raising children bilingually has so many benefits”
*demonic screeching* “sweetheart remember you talked to your therapist about finding healthy outlets for aggression”
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