To Whom It May Concern:
Hey followers check out this fat ass mouse!
heathen!
it’s a pika!
they’re not mice (rodents), they’re lagomorphs (bunnies).
they live on top of mountains, because they’re from back in the ice age, and only mountain tops have the appropriate climate anymore.
they don’t hibernate in the winter,
so they spend the summer gathering flowers and hay
they dry their crops in the sun
and then store them in underground burrows to eat all winter.
they also hop around and shout “meep meep meep” at you
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