How about I seduce the goblin with my shaved 6-pack

[outofcontextdnd]

-A werewolf named Chad

[geostatonary]

[elsajeni]

how… what is… did you just have this art lying around?? was it in a box labeled In Case Of Goblin Seduction 6-Pack Joke Break Glass? apparently this is a Magic card and I have a lot of questions for Magic: The Gathering right now

[lordsoth42]

I can never remember this card’s real name because everyone just calls it “Abs of Treason”

[aeriktirel]

The card name is “Enthralling Victor”. It has a ‘spiritual sequel’ card in terms of artwork called “Captivating Crew”, drawn by the same artist:

[dealingwithaces]

Abs of treason

[commandgoldfuckers]

[doubletrouble7997]

[probablymercerrpgideas]

goblins captivated by abs is my favourite genre of art