Describe the climax of your favorite Discworld book as poorly as possible
I’ll go first:
A berserk man solves a crime by yelling a children’s book underground
A banker/con artist sees a dog with a dildo and it gives him the freedom to confess to his crimes
A little girl fights off fairies by being greedy.
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- Exhausted local man whacks a child’s terrifying haunted stick with a halfbrick in a sock and is blasted to another plane of reality for his pains
- A cranky old woman torments some vampires by not drinking a cup of tea
- Respectable young lady threatens some men and sort of discovers swearing, accidental reporter discovers his father is an even worse person than he thought
A group of women infiltrate an enemy base by convincing the guards that they are, in fact, women. Which they are.
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