The Skellingcorner — The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sweetlittlevampire
ndiecity

The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-

  • Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient
  • Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long
  • Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths
  • Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion
  • Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children
  • People used to sacrifice other people to appease it
  • Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes
jp-blindperson

Well. Shit.

cxsmictxy

Minor correction: the Sun is always screaming. Just not on a frequency we can hear.

Source: ndiecity