[onvavoiir]

Date guys who are taller than you. Date protective guys. Date guys with a giant army of orcs and an unquenchable desire for the one ring. Date Sauron.

[aprincesspill]

don’t date sauron.

[djezhofmacedon]

#aim higher #date melkor

[roarandrainbow]

wow Silmarillion fandom it’s great to see you

[white-lady-of-greenwood]

yeah, we don’t appear much

[adventurotica]

Mostly in the appendices

[thepioden]

can I date Ancalagon the Black

[roadkill2580]

@tozettewrites

[tozettewrites]

look as long as you don’t date Fëanor you’re probably doing all right tbh