the weirdest shit that’s come out of aussie parliament

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• “you’re such a cunt” “the minister will refer to people by their correct titles.”
• that time the prime minister wasn’t there so they brought a cardboard cutout of him and leaned it on his seat and everyone cheered
• pauline pantsdown
• the fucking misogyny speech is legendary
• “howard djs like a mad cunt”
• when they banned the security guards from calling people “mate” and it basically shut down parliament while everyone yelled about how this was unacceptable
• when the prime minister got out-debated by fourteen-year-olds
• when our prime minister ate two raw onions??? and then when he got fired we put them outside our doors in memory of his shittiness
• “it’s time that Pistol and Boo buggered off back to the United States”
  
• the world’s shortest press release
• this guy just straight up poured crude oil on his hands to prove a point
• “AbbotLovesAnal”
  
• this is our opposition leader???????