Lesson one, mop jockeys: You are under the ocean now. If you feel the soft patter of rain on your hat, you’re already fired. Lesson two: you can jumpstart a dead generator with a direct spark, but clear the guests out of the pool first! Scares these rich pricks to watch a workin’ stiff hurlin’ thunderbolts, ya follow me?
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Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”







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