Flower shop AU

[demisexualmerrill]

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

[shenko]

Omfg

[koscheiis]

MY TIME HAS COME

so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.

[nixhil]

im no Florist but I thought I’d try my hand at such a beautiful gift of absolute loathing

[mpougatsamaria]

I reblogged this pic free like two hours ago. I guess I have to reblog it again.