What your D&D race says about you

• Human: you're boring as hell
• High Elf: you think you're better then everybody else
• Wood Elf: you probably marathon LOTR on a regular basis
• Dragon Born: Furry
• Drow: tries to be Edgy
• Tiefling: tries too hard to be Edgy
• Half Elf: is a huge nerd but wants to be low key about it
• Dwarf: wants to fight everything all the time
• Halfling: you probably hang out with the Wood Elf when they watch LOTR
• Gnome: you either don't take your character seriously or you're Smol irl