Skyrim zodiac 100% accurate

• Aries: the bitchass dragon that refuses to land and fight fair
• Taurus: a mudcrab pretending to be a rock
• Gemini: that quest where you get drunk with Sanguine and wake up in Markarth
• Cancer: that bowl you accidentally picked up when you meant to grab the alchemy ingredient
• Leo: that dog in Riverwood that's named Stump
• Virgo: Brynjolf's accent
• Libra: the sound that nirnroot makes
• Scorpio: that one little girl in Whiterun who wants to fight everyone
• Sagittarius: the wabbajack
• Capricorn: that inexplicable need to try and jump up mountains instead of using the designated path
• Aquarius: the bards that don't sing but instead randomly whip out a drum
• Pisces: that scatterbrained court wizard in Riften