@copperbadge, I feel like there’s a story about Steve promoting safe sex in this…
Oh but see now I’m picturing a whole series of cheesy Avengers safe sex PSAs.
Tony: I may be a playboy, but I know when to wear armor.
Natasha: There’s a time and place for stealth. The bedroom isn’t it. (Alternately: “Safety is easy. If he won’t wear a condom, kill him.”)
Clint: Protection is important, on and off the range.
Thor: It’s what a god would do.
Bruce: Do it for science. Wear it for safety.
Sam: Your best wingman is the one in your pocket.
THESE. Great.
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