the signs as shit rhys says

• Aries: "No it's not Eric, it's your DOOM. STOP SQUIRMING!"
• Taurus: "Ha ha ha...great. A firing squad. I just hit murder bingo!"
• Gemini: "See ya, kiddo!"
• Cancer: "So. Much. Pain. Why am i still conscious... I don't understand"
• Leo: "I don't know what I should be more afraid of. The oversised piece of crap that belches fire... or the rocket launcher she's holding."
• Virgo: "Vaughn, did you get stung by bees? Cause you're looking swollll"
• Libra: "I will name my first born, Loader Bot"
• Scorpio: "FACE! FACE! HIS FACE HAS NO FACE!"
• Sagittarius: "You want my name? My name's Ten Million Dollars for all you should care"
• Capricorn: "A good pair of socks is an often overlooked detail of a gentleman's wardrobe"
• Aquarius: "Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro-"
• Pisces: "Wow... I cried... so much"