I go for a look which I call “Dead But Delicious”.
…. PBS ACTUALLY DID THIS. THEY POSTED AN AUTOTUNED BOB ROSS SONG.
Even though I will never understand HOW he can make his brush do amazing things like that… THIS IS STILL STUPIDLY INSPIRATIONAL.
GUYS, I WANNA PAINT SOME HAPPY TREES.
THIS MAY JUST BE MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR NOW
AGREED. THIS IS THE BEST.
Every single time all you artist people have thoughts like, “My art sucks” or “I can’t draw” I want you to listen to this song on repeat until you feel better.
the signs as shit rhys says
- Aries: "No it's not Eric, it's your DOOM. STOP SQUIRMING!"
- Taurus: "Ha ha ha...great. A firing squad. I just hit murder bingo!"
- Gemini: "See ya, kiddo!"
- Cancer: "So. Much. Pain. Why am i still conscious... I don't understand"
- Leo: "I don't know what I should be more afraid of. The oversised piece of crap that belches fire... or the rocket launcher she's holding."
- Virgo: "Vaughn, did you get stung by bees? Cause you're looking swollll"
- Libra: "I will name my first born, Loader Bot"
- Scorpio: "FACE! FACE! HIS FACE HAS NO FACE!"
- Sagittarius: "You want my name? My name's Ten Million Dollars for all you should care"
- Capricorn: "A good pair of socks is an often overlooked detail of a gentleman's wardrobe"
- Aquarius: "Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro-"
- Pisces: "Wow... I cried... so much"
…the Emperor wasn’t simply at Death’s door but well inside the hallway, admiring the carpet and commenting on the hatstand.
Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
(via discworldquotes)
(via discworldquotes)
George of the Jungle
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET ALL MY LIFE
I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH!
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
neville: *messes up his potion*
gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you
neville: an idiot sandwich
no no no!
Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior
Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*
GR: What’s going on?
Neville: *explains how he messed up*
GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.
Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*
Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.
He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.
nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.
Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar!
Slughorn: It was a stressfu-
Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!
or
Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme?
Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor.
Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you?
Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich?
Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are.
Okay, now I can reblog it!
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