Man I hate it when people use the pronoun “you” as a singular pronoun in an informal setting. “You” is plural, unless thou dost speak to an unfamiliar person. The correct singular second person pronoun is “thou” in most cases. Grammar never changes. Pronouns must always stay one way until the end of time. Learn thy proper English. *sigh* Kids these days.
- Telltale games developer: We love all of the characters in TFTBL! Sasha, Fiona, Vaughn, Rhys and *looks at smudged writing on hand* Autumn.
If thou this mistake shouldst make on thine own blog, then know, villain, that thou art a dirty descriptivist, and no friend of mine. Ne'er should language itself alter, it doth remain fixèd as such, untouch’d by change. Wouldst thou, vile descriptivist, that we forget the heritage of our great tongue? Nay, say I. Thou art but a dickhead who sayest so.
stynt ðy clappe! beoð ðo writerris be wetleas knafen. ðy langag o engelond diffoulened be, ille usenid bi sclaundrous novelri.
Disney Characters - standing against prejudice and injustice
Silence!
Justice!
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Your protagonist is mortally wounded and needs to get out alive. How? (more)
@neil-gaiman came in and gave us some writing prompts. Get writin’!
The Sandman: Overture Deluxe Edition is in stores now.
And from somewhere you could hear James saying “Hahahaha… Classic Sirius – AU! Lily, what was that for?”
I don’t know what’s more amusing; Lee flipping the mantle over his head or the orc trying to help him

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