Socially Awkward Bachelors, a novel by Jane Austen.
Skyrim zodiac 100% accurate
- Aries: the bitchass dragon that refuses to land and fight fair
- Taurus: a mudcrab pretending to be a rock
- Gemini: that quest where you get drunk with Sanguine and wake up in Markarth
- Cancer: that bowl you accidentally picked up when you meant to grab the alchemy ingredient
- Leo: that dog in Riverwood that's named Stump
- Virgo: Brynjolf's accent
- Libra: the sound that nirnroot makes
- Scorpio: that one little girl in Whiterun who wants to fight everyone
- Sagittarius: the wabbajack
- Capricorn: that inexplicable need to try and jump up mountains instead of using the designated path
- Aquarius: the bards that don't sing but instead randomly whip out a drum
- Pisces: that scatterbrained court wizard in Riften
Thanks to this massive cold, I now look and sound like a tribute to Rudolph the reindeer (minus the antlers) :)
I need to look at this at least 5 minutes everyday for the rest of my life and my life will be better for this.
The men of tumblr dancing… I needed this in my life
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