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I´m feelßm in a relationship, I love to send and receive Valentine´s Greetings. So let´s exchange platonic ones, shall we? Send me cheesy ones, funny ones, and I´ll send you one back. :3
This Valentine’s Day, leave someone breathless with a thoughtful Handsome Jack Card.
Valentine´s Greetings?
Deadpool is red
Steve Rogers is blue
I can’t wait
To see a movie with you <3
Holy cock. So I’m going through the BL2 music rips and…
WHERE WAS THIS SONG IN THE GAME WHOA
If you love The Little Prince then you might need one of these awesome levitating bonsai trees that remind us of his tiny asteroid home. A group of Kyushu, Japan-based designers called Hoshinchu just launched a Kickstarter campaign to create these enchanting bonsai plants called “Air Bonsai” that appear to levitate above their beautiful porcelain bases.
The plants are called “little stars” and the handcrafted base is an “energy base.” Both contain built-in magnets that enable the plant to levitate and spin above the base..
Head over to the Air Bonsai Kickstarter page to learn more about this delightful project and the different models available to contributors.
[via Spoon & Tamago and Contemporist]
another pressing skyrim question that doesn’t really matter in the ultimate scheme of things:
when you read a spell tome to learn a spell, it’s destroyed in the process. ok. i get that.
but how? does it self-immolate? does all the writing magically disappear? does the entire book fade into hermaeus mora’s realm, never to be seen again???
inquiring minds want to know
i like how so far three different people have said “you eat it”. i’m pleased that this is apparently a collective explanation we have come up with in the absence of actual lore.
Run faster.
Walk like you have back up. That’s what it means for men.
it genuinely took me a minute to realize this meant “walk sexy so they stare at your ass” and not “walk quickly and/or run because you’re in danger.” men are so fucking stupid and have zero conception of what being a woman in public is actually like lol
Every single woman who reads this immediately thinks, “Walk faster. Change directions. Surround yourself with people. Call your mom/sister/friend, tell her where you are, that you love her. Squeeze the keys between fingers tighter.”
That quote is either a warning or a threat.
Oscar de la Renta marketing team lacks powerful women.
fucking this. my immediate reaction was clenching my fists, just reading this.
I swear all the color drained out of my cheeks just reading this, my shoulders tensed up, HELLO ADRENALINE.
so i’d be pretending i’m on the phone and dropping hints that i’m a judo instructor. IS THAT HOW I AM SUPPOSED TO WALK, OSCAR? BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT I DO WHEN THREE MEN ARE FOLLOWING ME AT NIGHT
I ALSO START SPEED WALKING
GODDAMMIT OSCAR, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT’S LIKE BEING A WOMAN WALKING ALONE???
DO YOU ???
Literally did not even occur to me that this sign could mean anything other than a warning, until this post pointed out what it was actually supposed to mean. Jesus fucking christ.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS LIKE A FITNESS INSPIRATION THING LIKE #WALK #FAST
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