Um.
Excuse you.
Bats are fucking adorable.
Seriously, look at them.
Look me in the fucking face and tell me that bats aren’t cute.
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE FELLA IN A TOWEL.
SO FLUFFY.
I NEED TO SNUGGLE IT.
PCHOOOO.
J.R.R. Tolkien
“That bloke who wrote them books about those hobbit things was a top lad”
—thegingerlow
Social awkwardness is my superpower *swings cape over shoulders and gazes into the distance to avoid eye contact*
what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho
NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH!
NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!
when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line
“noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”
and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue
no one’s droll like gaston
no one’s swole like gaston
no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston
I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy
My what a guy that gastooon
I swing both ways. Aggressively. With my dagger. To make sure that nobody comes near me.
CURSE YOU, RIPPER STREET WRITERS, I HATE YOU.!!!!!
*no, I love you, but you are trying to kill me*
This got rid of my anxiety temporarily??
i love whatever accent this is
I like to imagine that this is what all news is like in Great Britain.
I just learned Benji has turned one year old. Happy Birthday, Benji!!
I WISH this was what all news was like here
THE GOAT HAS A TWITTER ACCOUNT https://twitter.com/benjaminthegoat
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