#perfection
just gonna leave this here


ah yes….his Best Friend….because they are both…so very….heterosexual
so very

heterosexual

such a mighty bromance

friendship is beautiful :)

Look at that bromance. That mance of the bros. Just guy being dudes amirite? No homo here huh! Huh! Look at those superbros
live-in man pal?
me trying to make friends: so do you wanna order a pizza and psychoanalyze video game characters with me this weekend
The sound your rooster makes when it is running low on batteries. [YouTube]
My life in a single sound.
Twinkle Twinkle fucking why
Can’t I draw the other eye
What the fuck’s up with your nose
Fuck those folds in all your clothes
Twinkle Twinkle fucking shit
Fuck this art, I’m done I quit.
Little artist, please don’t cry,
I’ll help you draw that fucking eye.

If your features seem rather whack,
Flip the canvas and drive them back.

If traditional is more your trend,
Then notice senpai Wilhelm Bendz!

If all this seems a total waste,
Then fucking cheat with cut and paste.

Making art’s a no-rules fight,
Uh, beware my power, Green Lantern’s light.
THIS POST!
“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”
Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”
PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.
I’LL GET YOU 12% OF A FOOTSTOOL.
He and Legolas never had a single conversation, the only words ever spoken between them were, “and my bow”.

I need this on a blog, at long last, to look at whenever I want.
Frodo: I’m so overjoyed to see you all safe. Gimli, Aragorn, and- *discreetly looks at writing on palms*…L'orealas.